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Flaw and Disorder
Happy Sunday! Thank you for attending the congregation of reticent humanity. I think it’s like the Unitarians but more gaudy, less God. Frocked if I know. I asked a Deacon but it turns out they were just a Democrat from Connecticut. The resident D-Phil was even less practical. Terrible opening complete! Moving on! And yes… Continue reading
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Hogs-Men
Hello there, I do hope you’re well! Well-fed, well-cared for, well in body, mind and spirit. Well endowed? If it’s your thing, I guess. One supposes it would have to be. That took a turn, one day I’ll stop improvising these introductions, I swear. Fucking hell. See? I would be lying if I said I… Continue reading
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Shuck and Haw
Gazing into the distance the weary traveller focuses on a shimmering wall of text. An affirming lighthouse in the starvation of this desert, or a simple mirage, cruelly ephemeral? Well, I shouldn’t be making promises regarding “cruel ephemeralness” but alas, what you see before you is no false image. The text anyway, no promises on… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 