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  • Is Anybody Doubt There?

    Greetings sharks and minnows, thank you for bellying up to my chump-rhyme chum line. We’re gonna need a bigger moat. It’s my understanding we know more about our moon and adjacent planets than about the mindboggling depths of our own oceans. In the end perhaps that’s unsurprising, everyone looks up in wonder and most down… Continue reading

  • “Skinnamar-Ink”

    Well hello dear delectable morsels, How in the world has no one gobbled you up yet? Analogously of course, there is no cannibalism here. Notwithstanding good ideas and all around sanity, naturally. Thank you, my friends, for you attendance and all those who go beyond even that. May you receive blessings in equal proportion to… Continue reading

  • Screwality

    Good morrow, fair readers! An always it is with an inestimable quantity of gratitude that I greet you. I suppose were I to take a stab at such an approximation I would guess 7. Maybe 7.2. Thank you so much for your patience while I slogged through the mud of physical injury and general writer’s… Continue reading