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  • Shuck and Haw

    Shuck and Haw

    Gazing into the distance the weary traveller focuses on a shimmering wall of text. An affirming lighthouse in the starvation of this desert, or a simple mirage, cruelly ephemeral? Well, I shouldn’t be making promises regarding “cruel ephemeralness” but alas, what you see before you is no false image. The text anyway, no promises on Continue reading

  • Canada Slay

    Canada Slay

    Greetings, friends. Two mandatory caveats- a major Trigger Warning, we’re going to be discussing, “Residential Schools”, or as they would be more accurately described, “Juvenile Indoctrination Prisons”, and this material is so profoundly disturbing as to warrant one. My first, in fact. And along those lines, please refer to the helplines below, and do not Continue reading

  • Won Week

    Won Week

    Good morning, happy penguins and dour penguouts! Have I got a treat for us today. An admission, a song, words that aren’t words, let’s do this! First the admission, despite the blog’s titular inspiration, the sobriety factor had always been in reference to my former legitimate junkie ways, while ever maintaining my final crutch of Continue reading