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Fraille
*Please note, this post may be recorded for training and quality assurance purposes. Likely not though. Good day, dear pancakes and waffles, may you all frolic endlessly in the golden syrup fields. Remaining forever drenched but never soggy, your best, complex carbohydrate lives. Alright let’s progress to something even less sensible. When sitting down that… Continue reading
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Unnatural Disasters
Ahoy mateys! Welcome back to your favourite unseaworthy pseudo-pirate vessel. Swab some decks or your ears or whatever, I’ve never been much of an authoritarian and frankly am an even worse captain. Certainly no Crunch, that’s for sure. Dude had a Purple Heart! Admittedly fashioned from marshmallow but it’s still the elite martial honour among… Continue reading
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Screwality
Good morrow, fair readers! An always it is with an inestimable quantity of gratitude that I greet you. I suppose were I to take a stab at such an approximation I would guess 7. Maybe 7.2. Thank you so much for your patience while I slogged through the mud of physical injury and general writer’s… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 