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  • Engineering°C

    “Well well, what have we here? How ever did you get past security? Prendergast! Prendergaaast!? Crumb cake, where is that incompetent bumbler… very well, I suppose you’re here for some sort of linguistic escapade? Or to rob me of my priceless antique ivory animal figurines. I surely hope the former, nothing else needs to die… Continue reading

  • Crustacean Nation Recalibration

    Greetings fair maidens, covetous dragons and charred knight’s bones, happy Friday! Consider this a drive-by poem as my schedule is somewhat limited but I wanted still to take a brief moment with y’all. So let’s do it!   “Crustacean Nation Recalibration”, June 15, 2020. An octopus lives inside My dense, unruly brains Eights arms as… Continue reading

  • The Stand

    Auspicious greetings once more, dear fellows and fellas. I do hope to find you in pristine condition. I’m sorry, you were removed from your protective covering? Luckily humans don’t devalue like comic books. We do it in our own special ways! Interestingly, (objection; argumentative), this was mostly written before anything but initial whispers of the… Continue reading