poetry

  • Daily Crunch Features

    No foreplay today my friends, skipping directly to the penetrating narrative. Please use protection, I recommend a mild sedative. I’ve actually kept things relatively light today, being somewhat aggrieved with the planet this morning something possessing of levity felt appropriate. And, HEY, JUPITER… you know what you did. Since I have been writing with the… Continue reading

  • Crustacean Nation Recalibration

    Greetings fair maidens, covetous dragons and charred knight’s bones, happy Friday! Consider this a drive-by poem as my schedule is somewhat limited but I wanted still to take a brief moment with y’all. So let’s do it!   “Crustacean Nation Recalibration”, June 15, 2020. An octopus lives inside My dense, unruly brains Eights arms as… Continue reading

  • Pottery-Heads

    Salutations, my mammalian mates! Always an honour to make your acquaintance. Don’t you think think the term, “banal”, would be much more amusingly pronounced as, “banal”? No, you’re wrong. Given the necessarily agitated state of things at the moment instead of publishing something a bit more meaningful I thought perhaps a scooch lighter tone might… Continue reading