poetry
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Fright Blight
Epic fall day out here this morning. Perfect temperature, leaves are doing that thing, squirrels are getting frisky with their nuts, wind is “wind-ing”… what more can a rascal of ill-repute aspire to on some random Monday? I’m still slightly nursing a days-long headache here as my brain continues to mirror the temperature and its… Continue reading
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Oedipus Rex and Banging an X
Good day dear winners, losers, tie-ers and those apathetic or sage enough to avoid the event altogether. Not that those two traits are mutually exclusive per se. Collectively exhaustive? No, just collectively exhausting… Time is extremely limited this morning so I’m going to cut the typical blather short because today’s poem is actually half decent. Maybe… Continue reading
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Basic Income and Basic Bitches
Hi there, sugar tits! For the record, I’m speaking exclusively to any plus-sized gentlemen in the audience. It’s still vaguely offensive, it does seem however like a demographic less likely to reach out in some vitriolic fashion. At least in regards to this particular topic… Do NOT get them started on an all-female cast remake… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 