poetry
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“A Wrinkle In Slime”
Hello! Is it me you’re looking for? I doubt it but since I’ve already got you here… Very much a quickie today. I’ve much I wish to accomplish this evening and will need soon to return to tasks of a more legitimate nature… This may initially seem like a topic previously discussed but this piece… Continue reading
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If you can dodge a fish…
Why hello there! Aren’t you just cutting a delectably fine figure in that outfit! I thought of a vastly superior way of referring to my career, no longer am I a writer but rather a word monger. Flinging them around like freshly filleted salmon, if you can mong a fish you can dodge a ball!… Continue reading
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Questionable Sniffing
Alas, the fateful day finally arrived that I returned to work. Actually, it was a fantastic first day and I’m really excited about how amazing this company seems going forward. Super-psyched about what I’m seeing and hearing. Why do you care? Well, I’ll inevitably be left with less time for writing. I do hope, at… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 