poetry
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Damnable Free Will
*[Honestly, today’s discussion is not for everyone. Sympathy is expressed for those considered deplorable by many and man’s ubiquitous darkness is uncomfortably examined. I felt this brief caveat necessary just in case. Thank you so much!] A sad topic from a marginally bleaker time do I have for you today. Extremely rainy day appropriate. We’ve… Continue reading
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(Hu)Man-Spreading
Well, the stupid title was supposed to just be a lame pun but now I wish to address the issue. Don’t be an asshole, keep your legs together. Your massive dong (this seems to be the popular cause of resistance) makes it uncomfortable for you? Don’t sit down. Boom! Problem solved. Thankfully I’ve not been… Continue reading
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“Blessed Be The Chic”
Good day creatures of supreme beauty! How glorious of you to type all the way over here for a visit. I am much obliged. I have a number of monumental revelations to share so let’s permit no further delay! First, a new word that needs to be added to the general vernacular. Gentlemen, have you… Continue reading
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