Dread Poets Sobriety

writing

  • Sarin-aid

    I literally just spent 20 minutes attempting to find a specific Italian, (I think), aria that I can hear so clearly in my head but am finally prepared to admit failure. It was going to be a spectacular opening line I was going to turn into a bad joke about serenading vs. drinking the kool… Continue reading

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  • Daily Crunch Features

    No foreplay today my friends, skipping directly to the penetrating narrative. Please use protection, I recommend a mild sedative. I’ve actually kept things relatively light today, being somewhat aggrieved with the planet this morning something possessing of levity felt appropriate. And, HEY, JUPITER… you know what you did. Since I have been writing with the… Continue reading

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  • Crustacean Nation Recalibration

    Greetings fair maidens, covetous dragons and charred knight’s bones, happy Friday! Consider this a drive-by poem as my schedule is somewhat limited but I wanted still to take a brief moment with y’all. So let’s do it!   “Crustacean Nation Recalibration”, June 15, 2020. An octopus lives inside My dense, unruly brains Eights arms as… Continue reading

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