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  • Just Can Hate to be King

    Prepare yourself for additional mediocre royalty puns. There are simply too many entertaining options but I’ll try to curb my enthusiasm. Incidentally, a fine programme, but I digress. Thank you so very much for reading, I truly appreciate each and every one of you! Anyone who shares the site with friends or helps to promote… Continue reading

  • The Stand

    Auspicious greetings once more, dear fellows and fellas. I do hope to find you in pristine condition. I’m sorry, you were removed from your protective covering? Luckily humans don’t devalue like comic books. We do it in our own special ways! Interestingly, (objection; argumentative), this was mostly written before anything but initial whispers of the… Continue reading

  • Pottery-Heads

    Salutations, my mammalian mates! Always an honour to make your acquaintance. Don’t you think think the term, “banal”, would be much more amusingly pronounced as, “banal”? No, you’re wrong. Given the necessarily agitated state of things at the moment instead of publishing something a bit more meaningful I thought perhaps a scooch lighter tone might… Continue reading