writing

  • “Sweaty, Belligerent, but Optimistic”

    I know right? It’s like, WTF does this lazy doucher have going on that’s so important he can’t even spare a few minutes to publish these meaningless and wholly mediocre articles? The stunning and insanely mesmerizing answer? Meh, not that much. I started a new job and have been ghost writing those articles but mostly… Continue reading

  • It’s Been Awhile

    Since I’ve seen the way, the candles light your face… Amazing song, “It’s Been Awhile”, by Staind. Don’t allow the lame band name to scare you off of one the greatest singles of all time. For sure, that’s a long list but what do I/ you care? It’s topical to my procrastination and the tone of… Continue reading

  • Brief Hiatus Nearing End

    That’s right, I’m going to start wearing underwear again! Ok, that’s a lie. All I need is a jock strap and a Karate belt. They fit together like the Megazord to defeat whatever monstrous creatures may be sent to bedevil my strut. Anyway… in fact what I meant, is that fresh postage will be delivered… Continue reading