• TolsToy Story

    TolsToy Story

    Good day fellows and fellas, feckless and fruitless, fornicators and obfuscators, all are welcome here, it’s an honour to have you. Please though wipe your feet and your hate, my floors are already in shambles. First question, from where does the expression, “works like a charm”, originate? Outside of the Harry Potter universe, charms are… Continue reading

  • A Thought Impairment

    A Thought Impairment

    Hello dear friends and readers, it is an indubitable pleasure indeed! I sincerely hope to find you all safe and well, particularly our international contingent who may be facing challenges of great unpleasantness. It would be undeniably insincere to say my thoughts and prayers are with you but my thoughts certainly are and hopefully, the… Continue reading

  • Under My (Pen)Umbrella

    Under My (Pen)Umbrella

    Good day, fine people! It’s been a minute, no doubt there, but I’ve missed you terribly and am thrilled to be back. With a fresh stack of material as well. New shirts, for instance, polyester blends and such. I’d like to say I was just coasting like the affluent part of California but more truthfully… Continue reading