• Guerilla Risotto

    Guerilla Risotto

    Turn that shit up! Good morrow fair colored crayons and dear shaded crayoffs! Hell, even a shoutout to any meandering crayfish, you’re all welcome here. I won’t even boil you alive to make candles or dinner. Setting the bar rather low, I know. Always a good place to start though. Welcome back! I’m sure the Continue reading

  • Phylum? I Hardly Know ‘Em

    Phylum? I Hardly Know ‘Em

    Well hello, dear family, genus and species! I hope everyone is even better than I hope you are, and I hope you’re really well! Quick update, we will indeed be returning to the poetry module with the next post. Not sure if anyone’s tried coming up fresh jokes, in a vacuum, by yourself, while rarely Continue reading

  • A Groan of Salt

    A Groan of Salt

    Good day, koalas and koalos! We’ve a slightly different show “prepared” for y’all today. I’ve been mulling for some time now a move somewhat away from being a hard poetry site to something focusing more on comedy. Not that we won’t still have poems, especially the aroused ones(?), otherwise I’d have to change the name Continue reading