Hogs-Men

Hello there, I do hope you’re well! Well-fed, well-cared for, well in body, mind and spirit. Well endowed? If it’s your thing, I guess. One supposes it would have to be. That took a turn, one day I’ll stop improvising these introductions, I swear. Fucking hell. See? I would be lying if I said I […]

“Drouning”

Welcome back again my friends, to the show that technically never began and, therefore definitionally, never ends. Lovely to see everyone here today! C. Thank you, you’ve now been seen. Off to a good start, no? Anyway, sorry it’s been a minute, the world has me more nonplussed these days than an elementary student’s forgotten […]

Shuck and Haw

Gazing into the distance the weary traveller focuses on a shimmering wall of text. An affirming lighthouse in the starvation of this desert, or a simple mirage, cruelly ephemeral? Well, I shouldn’t be making promises regarding “cruel ephemeralness” but alas, what you see before you is no false image. The text anyway, no promises on […]

Kant(es) Inferno

Felicitations, fellas and fellinas, you made it! I hope to find everyone absurdly well or vastly better! A quickie today so I’ll leave “most” of the dime-store philosophizing for another time. Recently I’ve been reflecting on anger, both mine and others and the impact it has upon the world and on ourselves. Certainly, some high-profile […]

TolsToy Story

Good day fellows and fellas, feckless and fruitless, fornicators and obfuscators, all are welcome here, it’s an honour to have you. Please though wipe your feet and your hate, my floors are already in shambles. First question, from where does the expression, “works like a charm”, originate? Outside of the Harry Potter universe, charms are […]