Dread Poets Sobriety

  • Unnatural Disasters

    Ahoy mateys! Welcome back to your favourite unseaworthy pseudo-pirate vessel. Swab some decks or your ears or whatever, I’ve never been much of an authoritarian and frankly am an even worse captain. Certainly no Crunch, that’s for sure. Dude had a Purple Heart! Admittedly fashioned from marshmallow but it’s still the elite martial honour among Continue reading

  • “Skinnamar-Ink”

    Well hello dear delectable morsels, How in the world has no one gobbled you up yet? Analogously of course, there is no cannibalism here. Notwithstanding good ideas and all around sanity, naturally. Thank you, my friends, for you attendance and all those who go beyond even that. May you receive blessings in equal proportion to Continue reading

  • Screwality

    Good morrow, fair readers! An always it is with an inestimable quantity of gratitude that I greet you. I suppose were I to take a stab at such an approximation I would guess 7. Maybe 7.2. Thank you so much for your patience while I slogged through the mud of physical injury and general writer’s Continue reading