• Tossed and Found

    Chirp, chirp, rooster caw, inappropriately early lawn mowing, other arbitrary sounds of morning… and I do hope it’s a grand one! Thank you for joining us once again for these crassly inimitable scribbles. You are always so exceedingly welcome! It’s a bit early here still for my brain to functionally ad-lib here so let’s fuck Continue reading

  • All the Single Mermaids

    Aloha visitors, please leave this site in the same or better condition than the manner in which you found it. My dog thinks I’m funny. I hope to find you all ludicrously well, refreshed but perhaps just a bit worn after a weekend of epic proportions. Mine was regularly sized but I enjoyed it splendidly Continue reading

  • From Husk Till Brawn

    Happy Friday, my friends, another blessed weekend pounces upon us like a happy cougar greeting an old friend. That probably happens. A few weeks ago we enjoyed a piece that referenced one of Newton’s Laws of Motion. In the comments, someone asked whether I was going to do a complementary poem for the remaining laws Continue reading