Dread Poets Sobriety

  • Daily Crunch Features

    No foreplay today my friends, skipping directly to the penetrating narrative. Please use protection, I recommend a mild sedative. I’ve actually kept things relatively light today, being somewhat aggrieved with the planet this morning something possessing of levity felt appropriate. And, HEY, JUPITER… you know what you did. Since I have been writing with the Continue reading

  • Crustacean Nation Recalibration

    Greetings fair maidens, covetous dragons and charred knight’s bones, happy Friday! Consider this a drive-by poem as my schedule is somewhat limited but I wanted still to take a brief moment with y’all. So let’s do it!   “Crustacean Nation Recalibration”, June 15, 2020. An octopus lives inside My dense, unruly brains Eights arms as Continue reading

  • Just Can Hate to be King

    Prepare yourself for additional mediocre royalty puns. There are simply too many entertaining options but I’ll try to curb my enthusiasm. Incidentally, a fine programme, but I digress. Thank you so very much for reading, I truly appreciate each and every one of you! Anyone who shares the site with friends or helps to promote Continue reading