Dread Poets Sobriety

  • The Stand

    Auspicious greetings once more, dear fellows and fellas. I do hope to find you in pristine condition. I’m sorry, you were removed from your protective covering? Luckily humans don’t devalue like comic books. We do it in our own special ways! Interestingly, (objection; argumentative), this was mostly written before anything but initial whispers of the Continue reading

  • Pottery-Heads

    Salutations, my mammalian mates! Always an honour to make your acquaintance. Don’t you think think the term, “banal”, would be much more amusingly pronounced as, “banal”? No, you’re wrong. Given the necessarily agitated state of things at the moment instead of publishing something a bit more meaningful I thought perhaps a scooch lighter tone might Continue reading

  • Invitiation Ritual

    A pleasure to make your acquaintance as always, dear persons! I’ve been writing at a torrential pace for the past few hours so it seemed appropriate to make a small offering to the fans. And immediately upon sacrificing that goat in front of said oscillating contraption I decided to jot down a quick post. It’s Continue reading