Dread Poets Sobriety

  • Whack A-Hole

    Well hello there all you cats and kittens, did anyone else devour “Tiger King” in its entirety in less than a day? Pseudo-self-isolation has transformed my previously degenerate lifestyle into one of civic duty. I am a true Patriot. Despite my abundance of free time, I’ve little at this moment to fritter away on the Continue reading

  • This Cartesian Pain

    What would you think of a reworked game of chutes and ladders called sloots and ladders? In this version, similarly, you climb up the ladders but go down on the sloots. Granted I would undoubtedly cheat by attesting a sore neck… Hello again, my friends! I’ve thought of you often. It took me a bit Continue reading

  • Physics of the Downcast

    Generic informal-style greeting to all! It is, as always, an esteemed privilege to engage your casual disinterest once again! Particularly given my somewhat laissez-faire attitude has devolved into more of just laissez generally. C’est la vie, non? We’re going a touch dark today. I’m rather fond of the piece despite its somewhat downer tendencies. Like Continue reading