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Pragmaschism
No abhorrent dad jokes or casual racism off the top today, scarcely remember how to commence one of these things in their absence… This is to be but a toe-dip of a post today as I’m engaged in various other writing pursuits at the moment. Finally getting over myself and submitting some of this drivel Continue reading
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Cray-Z-C’s
What do dentists and U.S border security share in common? Both are on the hunt for cavities and both consider their jobs considerably less laborious should their clientele be pearly white. Ya, that’s a big oof. Anyway, how has everyone been? I know it’s been a minute but I’m out in the World exploring and making mistakes. What Continue reading
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Reverse-Mulleting
Well, hello there you delectable crumpet. Please prepare yourself for the mandatory buttering module. Q: What do a basketball pregame show and a bris have in common? A: Everyone’s just waiting around for the tip-off. Considerably fewer people know what a bris is than I had assumed so this joke has been falling somewhat flat Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 