Dread Poets Sobriety

  • Happy Screw-Fear!

    Good afternoon, intrepid wanderer! Thank you so much for mosying your way along to unwind in the warm glow of this computer screen. At least now you need only worry about the querulous and pedantic writing as potentially blinding. Opposed, of course, to the vexatious wind squalls so frequent with outdoor fire. Not to mention Continue reading

  • “Driving Miss Crazy”

    There are a few telltale ways to discern the following joke was written ten years ago. First, more modern considerations such as heteronormativity or gender stereotypes were yet to formulate an appearance upon any broader social lexicon. And that’s entirely independent of the fact that it’s even less funny than usual… That said, when a Continue reading

  • Family, Venus, Mitsubishis.

    Good morning valued species! Please, should you prefer to go by your Phylum or Class this is a generally inclusive, pseudo-safe-space such that you need only make your preferences known. No Order though, a line must be drawn somewhere! Carrying right on here, I am due to work later. Recent work has been so out Continue reading