Dread Poets Sobriety

  • “You can be my Yoko Homo”.

    Good morning fair-weather friends, foul-weather companions and sunken inanimate wreckage. You are acknowledged! Most importantly, a cresting wave of gratitude to the amazing Gareth and his more than generous donation. Without you I would have even less time for these artistic pursuits and your support means more to me than these silly letter’s amalgamation could possibly… Continue reading

  • The Antithetical Purge

    Good evening dear field mice, it is so courteous of you to visit me for your obligatory head bopping. Much obliged. …Hmm working this through it seems I’m Little Bunny Fru-Fru in this allusion. Less ideal. Moving on, let’s check the big board. OK, step one would be acquiring a board of any size, preferably… Continue reading

  • “Sweaty, Belligerent, but Optimistic”

    I know right? It’s like, WTF does this lazy doucher have going on that’s so important he can’t even spare a few minutes to publish these meaningless and wholly mediocre articles? The stunning and insanely mesmerizing answer? Meh, not that much. I started a new job and have been ghost writing those articles but mostly… Continue reading