Dread Poets Sobriety

  • Irate Platitudes to Pirate Latitudes

    Pirate Latitudes is of course an unrelated novel by my writer-hero Michael Crichton. It’s topical to the poem as well as immeasurably pleasing to say out loud in combination with the remainder of the title. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Before beginning, a resigned homage to retaliatory tariffs kicking off tomorrow. The INSANELY predictable result of… Continue reading

  • “The Million Baller Man”

    Happy Friday esteemed Humans! Canadians, happy Canada Day long weekend! Americans, be patient, the 4th is imminent. Other nationalities, I’m sorry that I don’t know more about your culture or society. I’ll try harder next year! I’m very pleased with how this piece fleshed out. It does sound sort of like I’m discussing sobriety, which… Continue reading

  • PSAonSEO and The Number 17

    What’s going on penguin peeps? I sure hope you have functioning air conditioning, fans, or at the least a dog with an extremely fluffy tail you can get excited so as to stimulate some poor facsimile of a breeze. Absent all of the above, I’m sorry, that blows. Or not, rather. A quick public service… Continue reading