Dread Poets Sobriety

  • (Hu)Man-Spreading

    Well, the stupid title was supposed to just be a lame pun but now I wish to address the issue. Don’t be an asshole, keep your legs together. Your massive dong (this seems to be the popular cause of resistance) makes it uncomfortable for you? Don’t sit down. Boom! Problem solved. Thankfully I’ve not been… Continue reading

  • “Blessed Be The Chic”

    Good day creatures of supreme beauty! How glorious of you to type all the way over here for a visit. I am much obliged. I have a number of monumental revelations to share so let’s permit no further delay! First, a new word that needs to be added to the general vernacular. Gentlemen, have you… Continue reading

  • Always Kiss your Ma!

    All sorts of fun on the docket today! Let’s, for the most part, ignore the World being on fire and take a few moments to reconnect with a more base reality. Me complaining about my best friend. 🙂 First though, a delectable factoid I ran across yesterday. I was reading about the tale of The… Continue reading