Dread Poets Sobriety

  • 13 Lava Typhoon Seasons Why

    Good day newfound denizens of Ford Nation and others. Instead of worrying about things over which I have little control I’ve responsibly chosen to instead stress about matters over which I exercise none whatsoever. I have a truly bizarre one for you today. It didn’t start out this way but ended up being some odd… Continue reading

  • Democracy In Traction

    Greetings peasants, royals and whoever in between. Election Day here in Ontario and boy is it a depressing one. It feels pretty much like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver. I don’t think I’ve been faced with such profoundly unappealing monologues since I stopped listening to the other voices in my head. Which… Continue reading

  • Knights, Psychopaths and Mothra(s), O MY.

    Ahoy! To whom it may concern, please find below words strung in mostly unintelligible patterns. Thank you for your consideration. I don’t believe anyone is prepared to dispute the statement that the World is a somewhat frightening place. Granted, this isn’t exactly a recent development. At the least, chances are lower that some sort of… Continue reading