Dread Poets Sobriety

  • “Prom=Life, A Metawhore”

    It’s becoming increasingly difficult attempting to come up with a different greeting every day. Please insert whatever pleasantry you consider as being most ingratiating. Much obliged! I experienced a fantastic surge of creativity yesterday, managing to mostly restock a somewhat dwindling poetic arsenal. I’m very pleased with the quality of the results. There is a… Continue reading

  • Sub-Par-Sub-Basements

    Good day brothers and sisters! Thank you for interrupting your Saturday morning cartoon regimen on my account! I do feel as though I should issue a warning, today’s material is a bit of a downer. No pun intended. The topic is one about which I’ve become fairly well versed over the years. Having seen much… Continue reading

  • “To flee, or not to flee”

    Is it Friday again already? Not having had a vacation in several years, I may never return to normal human work again! Then again, I haven’t been overly successful monetizing my brain, or my body for that matter, so perhaps maintaining the status quo for now would be appropriate. I think the heat may finally… Continue reading