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June 22, 2021

On-Belay

*** I thought this would go without saying, but if you’re going to comment hateful or racist remarks I’m certainly not going to approve them. Morons. Good day, fellow wanderers amongst the peaks and chasms of existence. I pray to find you summit-bound, not cellar dwelling but alas, one will always be needed to define… Continue reading

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June 18, 2021

Wax-On-Wax-Off

Good morning, dear peeps and poops. I do hope to find you exceedingly well! Just a lunch time quickie today, but since this absurd “verse” is suddenly topical I could not resist. This isn’t so much of a poem as a terrible rewrite of of an already awful Disney single. But since the character in… Continue reading

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December 16, 2020

Is Anybody Doubt There?

Greetings sharks and minnows, thank you for bellying up to my chump-rhyme chum line. We’re gonna need a bigger moat. It’s my understanding we know more about our moon and adjacent planets than about the mindboggling depths of our own oceans. In the end perhaps that’s unsurprising, everyone looks up in wonder and most down… Continue reading

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