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The Master of Allusion
An interesting duality I’ve stumbled across over the past couple days while preparing materials for publication submissions. Going back through old articles and poems I was primarily struck by how shitty some of the earlier work now seems. No reason to fret though, presumably I’ll spend the remainder of my years honing my craft. At… Continue reading
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Irate Platitudes to Pirate Latitudes
Pirate Latitudes is of course an unrelated novel by my writer-hero Michael Crichton. It’s topical to the poem as well as immeasurably pleasing to say out loud in combination with the remainder of the title. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Before beginning, a resigned homage to retaliatory tariffs kicking off tomorrow. The INSANELY predictable result of… Continue reading
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PSAonSEO and The Number 17
What’s going on penguin peeps? I sure hope you have functioning air conditioning, fans, or at the least a dog with an extremely fluffy tail you can get excited so as to stimulate some poor facsimile of a breeze. Absent all of the above, I’m sorry, that blows. Or not, rather. A quick public service… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 