Chirp, chirp, rooster caw, inappropriately early lawn mowing, other arbitrary sounds of morning… and I do hope it’s a grand one! Thank you for joining us once again for these crassly inimitable scribbles. You are always so exceedingly welcome! It’s a bit early here still for my brain to functionally ad-lib here so let’s fuck Continue reading

Happy Friday, my friends, another blessed weekend pounces upon us like a happy cougar greeting an old friend. That probably happens. A few weeks ago we enjoyed a piece that referenced one of Newton’s Laws of Motion. In the comments, someone asked whether I was going to do a complementary poem for the remaining laws Continue reading

Good day, busy beavers, lackadaisical llamas and everybody/ thing in between. It is my unabashed pleasure to make your virtual acquaintances once more! I’m all out of bad jokes so let’s keep it going here until something pops into my head. Today’s piece is an amusing stand out to me because initially finishing its production Continue reading