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Caution: Land Sharks
Yesterday was characterized by some annoying tumult in my existence and I was therefore, regrettably, unable to publish for the first time since starting this project. That’s life for you. I don’t intend to elaborate so please feel welcome to fill in the blanks as you may. Was I perhaps pursued by a temperamental gang… Continue reading
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Hippos and Algebra
Good afternoon Hungry Hungry Hippos! Does anyone recall the “house hippo” fake commercials they used to show? The intention being to warn children not to believe everything they read or saw on TV. Ironic considering modern days, I know. I still want one.They ate peanut butter and built nests of dryer lint. Epic. Yet I… Continue reading
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Pall of the Souse of Usher
Good afternoon fine people! I suppose odds are in favor of some of you being not so fine but I wish you a good day nonetheless! It’s bizarrely paradoxical that as the weather has improved to this lovely apex of sunshine and bird song, my own mood has teetered over its occasional misanthropic cliff. There is… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 