Dread Poets Sobriety

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  • For Whom the Bell Trolls

    For Whom the Bell Trolls

    Hey Pals and Palominos! Analytics says a significant fraction of my readership is made up of horses. It’s been a hot minute, pun intended, as it’s about 9000 degrees in Ontario these days, Celsius or Fahrenheit, doesn’t really matter, it’s damn hot. I’ve been hyper-focused on other somehow even more important priorities than our precious Continue reading

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  • Guerilla Risotto

    Guerilla Risotto

    Turn that shit up! Good morrow fair colored crayons and dear shaded crayoffs! Hell, even a shoutout to any meandering crayfish, you’re all welcome here. I won’t even boil you alive to make candles or dinner. Setting the bar rather low, I know. Always a good place to start though. Welcome back! I’m sure the Continue reading

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  • Phylum? I Hardly Know ‘Em

    Phylum? I Hardly Know ‘Em

    Well hello, dear family, genus and species! I hope everyone is even better than I hope you are, and I hope you’re really well! Quick update, we will indeed be returning to the poetry module with the next post. Not sure if anyone’s tried coming up fresh jokes, in a vacuum, by yourself, while rarely Continue reading

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