Dread Poets Sobriety

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  • Short Stop

    Presumably you are familiar with the expression, “less is more”? Children are extremely literal and I was no exception. Upon hearing the phrase for the first time I found myself suitably perplexed by its seemingly paradoxical makeup. Like the newly blind applying mascara. Would a Picasso joke have gone over better? It wasn’t as funny… Continue reading

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  • Outbreak 2

    Good evening! [Please say that in your head as a 20’s European cinema vampyre. Thank you.] I stumbled across an obvious epiphany just now which is- I needn’t write a big ol’ fancy article every time I publish here. No English teacher is going to appear and admonish me over the length of my composition.… Continue reading

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  • “Nice Guys Finish Whenever”

    What REALLY comes first? “Women and Children” or “Safety”? …Not where you thought I was going with that? You’re gross. I bore no intentions of posting today but like some insidious, cursed relic the laptop overcame my objections and drew me into its quasi-warm, somewhat irradiating embrace. Sorry boys. Today’s piece is original and really… Continue reading

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