Dread Poets Sobriety

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  • Slay Your Hands On Me

    What do you call an “incel”-masseuse? A massage-ynist. Cue the tumbleweed. Just imagine how bad the joke I cut was. 🙂 Long is the amount of time since last we spoke. An unfortunate downside to finally achieving some semblance of physical health is a diminished opportunity to waste your time. Don’t worry, I’m certain to… Continue reading

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  • Uncomfortably Numb

    Bless you for rejoining the dreamscape. Insert two tokens and select your desired reality. Please enjoy a pleasant day. Welcome, first apologies for the ambivalence with which I’ve treated this forum over the past two weeks. I’d like to say I’ve been crazy busy at work, engaged in a torrid affair or embarked upon a… Continue reading

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  • Choke-ahantas

    Happy Midterm Elections Day to all my stateside chums and other interested stakeholders and bystanders. The first true referendum on the condition of democracy since the flummoxing it took a couple of years ago. You are in my thoughts, friends. I pray for a more considered result. A couple of weeks back I made some… Continue reading

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