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Questionable Sniffing
Alas, the fateful day finally arrived that I returned to work. Actually, it was a fantastic first day and I’m really excited about how amazing this company seems going forward. Super-psyched about what I’m seeing and hearing. Why do you care? Well, I’ll inevitably be left with less time for writing. I do hope, at… Continue reading
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(Hu)Man-Spreading
Well, the stupid title was supposed to just be a lame pun but now I wish to address the issue. Don’t be an asshole, keep your legs together. Your massive dong (this seems to be the popular cause of resistance) makes it uncomfortable for you? Don’t sit down. Boom! Problem solved. Thankfully I’ve not been… Continue reading
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“Blessed Be The Chic”
Good day creatures of supreme beauty! How glorious of you to type all the way over here for a visit. I am much obliged. I have a number of monumental revelations to share so let’s permit no further delay! First, a new word that needs to be added to the general vernacular. Gentlemen, have you… Continue reading
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