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  • TolsToy Story

    TolsToy Story

    Good day fellows and fellas, feckless and fruitless, fornicators and obfuscators, all are welcome here, it’s an honour to have you. Please though wipe your feet and your hate, my floors are already in shambles. First question, from where does the expression, “works like a charm”, originate? Outside of the Harry Potter universe, charms are Continue reading

  • A Thought Impairment

    A Thought Impairment

    Hello dear friends and readers, it is an indubitable pleasure indeed! I sincerely hope to find you all safe and well, particularly our international contingent who may be facing challenges of great unpleasantness. It would be undeniably insincere to say my thoughts and prayers are with you but my thoughts certainly are and hopefully, the Continue reading

  • She’s So Heavy

    She’s So Heavy

    Welcome, pilgrim, sit ye down. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! Another deeply unsettling “holiday” officially commemorating the time indigenous good Samaritans saved the lives of the early settlers only to be mostly exterminated for their troubles. There is a lesson here, I cannot however seem to isolate the whisp. I’ll never abandon giving unconditionally, when possible, but Continue reading