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  • Revelations

    Anyone interested in a Robin Hood/ Ludicrous mashup? I’ve got hose, I’ve got hooose, from my waist to my tooes, waist to my toes… and so on. Think that’s bad you should have read the intro I already deleted! I transferred this piece over to the computer last week to publish but it’s such a… Continue reading

  • Dreading Water

    Well hello there, is that new? It looks fantastic.;) Hope everyone is chugging along swimmingly. Incidentally, I’ve always found the term interesting in that it’s predicated on the assumption you can in fact swim. Otherwise, it would presumably be interpreted in the negative. Good ol’ English. A weird one today. I wrote half the lines… Continue reading

  • Cray-Z-C’s

    What do dentists and U.S border security share in common?  Both are on the hunt for cavities and both consider their jobs considerably less laborious should their clientele be pearly white.  Ya, that’s a big oof.   Anyway, how has everyone been? I know it’s been a minute but I’m out in the World exploring and making mistakes. What… Continue reading