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  • Dreading Water

    Well hello there, is that new? It looks fantastic.;) Hope everyone is chugging along swimmingly. Incidentally, I’ve always found the term interesting in that it’s predicated on the assumption you can in fact swim. Otherwise, it would presumably be interpreted in the negative. Good ol’ English. A weird one today. I wrote half the lines… Continue reading

  • Cray-Z-C’s

    What do dentists and U.S border security share in common?  Both are on the hunt for cavities and both consider their jobs considerably less laborious should their clientele be pearly white.  Ya, that’s a big oof.   Anyway, how has everyone been? I know it’s been a minute but I’m out in the World exploring and making mistakes. What… Continue reading

  • International Incident

    My problem with sushi is this; I instantaneously panic when a single molecule of seaweed gently caresses the edge of my baby toe, why in the name of whoever would I place it into my mouth willingly? Opening joke aside I have a few topics to cover today of a less amusing nature. Russia? WTF?… Continue reading