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Unnatural Disasters
Ahoy mateys! Welcome back to your favourite unseaworthy pseudo-pirate vessel. Swab some decks or your ears or whatever, I’ve never been much of an authoritarian and frankly am an even worse captain. Certainly no Crunch, that’s for sure. Dude had a Purple Heart! Admittedly fashioned from marshmallow but it’s still the elite martial honour among… Continue reading
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Ef Equals Em Eh
Good day, all and none! You are so exceptionally welcome, just kindly wipe your feet. You know, non-aggressively? 🙂 Perhaps one or two of you, if I’m lucky, have been looking forward to finishing out the Newtonian collection and it is your lucky day(s). No further ado required, enjoy! “Inversely Proportional”, July 23, 2020. Fading… Continue reading
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The Brat Lame Smack, TVND
Thought he was a goner… Good morrow, faithful pilgrims, it of course and as always an immense pleasure! I hope everyone is enjoying a relatively fruitful day thus far, mine certainly has been, I ate a clementine. Some unusual pieces today, indirectly concentrated around a similar theme so it seemed appropriate to make it a… Continue reading
