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Come Together
Good day, my friends, it is a particular honor to make your sort of acquaintance after such an extended absence! I was just busy enjoying a brief period of diminished artistic confidence. These things happen. I say we just dive back in impetuously? My assurance is high there are no clandestine rocks of such a… Continue reading
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Cray-Z-C’s
What do dentists and U.S border security share in common? Both are on the hunt for cavities and both consider their jobs considerably less laborious should their clientele be pearly white. Ya, that’s a big oof. Anyway, how has everyone been? I know it’s been a minute but I’m out in the World exploring and making mistakes. What… Continue reading
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Reverse-Mulleting
Well, hello there you delectable crumpet. Please prepare yourself for the mandatory buttering module. Q: What do a basketball pregame show and a bris have in common? A: Everyone’s just waiting around for the tip-off. Considerably fewer people know what a bris is than I had assumed so this joke has been falling somewhat flat… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 