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  • “Penn-umbra”

    Good morning, faithful revelers! Thank you for joining me on our latest foray into (hopefully) enlightened oblivion. Regular oblivion is just so banal… Right down to business today. The grounds of my Manor enjoyed a healthy snow through the night and the dog’s eyes, despite a brief constitutional earlier, have surpassed “hungry” and passed into… Continue reading

  • International Incident

    My problem with sushi is this; I instantaneously panic when a single molecule of seaweed gently caresses the edge of my baby toe, why in the name of whoever would I place it into my mouth willingly? Opening joke aside I have a few topics to cover today of a less amusing nature. Russia? WTF?… Continue reading

  • “Cooch Carter”

    I’ve got me some hoop dreams, Coach! That said, they have nothing to do with basketball… If you didn’t get that joke it’s like because you weren’t in my grade 11 Law class when the ex-convict stopped by for a Q and A. Your loss, I assure you. Some things you never forget. For me… Continue reading