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Basic Income and Basic Bitches
Hi there, sugar tits! For the record, I’m speaking exclusively to any plus-sized gentlemen in the audience. It’s still vaguely offensive, it does seem however like a demographic less likely to reach out in some vitriolic fashion. At least in regards to this particular topic… Do NOT get them started on an all-female cast remake… Continue reading
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Hot Off the Stresses!
Well hello there you inimitable minx! Much obliged am I for your kind patience during my priority re-calibration exercises. Luckily you rated. Very excited to say I’m actually going to publish new poetry today. It has been particularly long since this website lived up to its supposed namesake and I’m rather looking forward to at… Continue reading
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The Sound Of One Hand Slapping
Tell me, should the dog’s bone be dropped from atop a couch onto the hardwood floor, BUT the downstairs neighbor isn’t home to hear it, does it still make a noise? Yes. It is, in fact, still cacophonous AF. Alternatively, what is the sound of one hand slapping? The proposed crack duality of dueling outcomes?… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 