poetry

  • Whack A-Hole

    Well hello there all you cats and kittens, did anyone else devour “Tiger King” in its entirety in less than a day? Pseudo-self-isolation has transformed my previously degenerate lifestyle into one of civic duty. I am a true Patriot. Despite my abundance of free time, I’ve little at this moment to fritter away on the… Continue reading

  • Physics of the Downcast

    Generic informal-style greeting to all! It is, as always, an esteemed privilege to engage your casual disinterest once again! Particularly given my somewhat laissez-faire attitude has devolved into more of just laissez generally. C’est la vie, non? We’re going a touch dark today. I’m rather fond of the piece despite its somewhat downer tendencies. Like… Continue reading

  • Tide

    From which venereal disease did Arthur Fonzerelli suffer? That would be herpes simplex ehhhh. Greetings esteemed chums and/ or compadres! I hope all my beloved salmon are inexorably making their way upstream to greatness! Or to be eaten by a grizzly but shit, can’t win them all… Right into the poem now, have to head… Continue reading