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I Want to Gold Your Hand
Bienvenue en Août, mes amis! Incidentally, my dog’s favourite month as it’s the only once she can pronounce en francais. Or at all, now that I consider. Wolves are also big fans. We’re going today with the most recent addition to my literary lockbox, aka the notes section of my phone. I’m still undecided as Continue reading
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Tossed and Found
Chirp, chirp, rooster caw, inappropriately early lawn mowing, other arbitrary sounds of morning… and I do hope it’s a grand one! Thank you for joining us once again for these crassly inimitable scribbles. You are always so exceedingly welcome! It’s a bit early here still for my brain to functionally ad-lib here so let’s fuck Continue reading
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All the Single Mermaids
Aloha visitors, please leave this site in the same or better condition than the manner in which you found it. My dog thinks I’m funny. I hope to find you all ludicrously well, refreshed but perhaps just a bit worn after a weekend of epic proportions. Mine was regularly sized but I enjoyed it splendidly Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 