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  • Fraille

    *Please note, this post may be recorded for training and quality assurance purposes. Likely not though. Good day, dear pancakes and waffles, may you all frolic endlessly in the golden syrup fields. Remaining forever drenched but never soggy, your best, complex carbohydrate lives. Alright let’s progress to something even less sensible. When sitting down that… Continue reading

  • Unnatural Disasters

    Ahoy mateys! Welcome back to your favourite unseaworthy pseudo-pirate vessel. Swab some decks or your ears or whatever, I’ve never been much of an authoritarian and frankly am an even worse captain. Certainly no Crunch, that’s for sure. Dude had a Purple Heart! Admittedly fashioned from marshmallow but it’s still the elite martial honour among… Continue reading

  • “Skinnamar-Ink”

    Well hello dear delectable morsels, How in the world has no one gobbled you up yet? Analogously of course, there is no cannibalism here. Notwithstanding good ideas and all around sanity, naturally. Thank you, my friends, for you attendance and all those who go beyond even that. May you receive blessings in equal proportion to… Continue reading