Dread Poets Sobriety

  • Adventurous Spirit(s)

    Apologies, first of all, for my unplanned absence yesterday. I wrote a few mediocre poems but just wasn’t in the mood to string many words together otherwise. Alas, another beautifully scorching day. Had I any eggs it’s quite likely I could cook them upon a multitude of outdoor surfaces. This piece is certainly the oddest… Continue reading

  • What did he just (Tecum)say?

    I wanted first to touch on the fact that I’ve been making jokes for years about how in 1814 Canadians (really Mother England at this point) burned down the White House and most of the rest of Washington. Sorry aboot that… You’re probably however, good moving forward. It seems doubtful that zombie Tecumseh will be… Continue reading

  • Peckish Peep and Reservoir Seep

    What are YOU looking at!? A screen of some kind? Excellent. Let us proceed then. There is no doubt that were I to start again training my sweet girl I would switch up a few things. Never having raised a dog before I certainly committed my share of mistakes which I will attempt to regulate… Continue reading