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Pandora’s Box and Paradox
Good day, friends new and old! I know you weren’t awaiting a triumphantreturn from your bottom 5 favourite poet comedian, but anyone willing toidentify with such an ignominious moniker surely can rise above. After all, the scum always rises to the top. But let us not lose ourselves in current events. Let’s instead proceed into Continue reading
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Follow Me Down
Good day, fellow travellers! May your journeys be equally joyous as their planned destinations. Today is all we will ever have, let’s not fritter it away like some deep-fried apple pastry. That said, acquiring apple fritters would not be a poor choice. Unless you’re diabetic or have high blood pressure, then maybe just a regular Continue reading
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Carpe Demon
Good morrow, minnows! Are we all flickering at least semi-successfully against the current? I hope so. Unless the current is electrical and the flickering is shock-related muscle spasms. In which case you should probably see a veterinarian. Marine biologist? Whoever does fish. Not like that. I’m going to allow the following section to unravel as Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 