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If you can dodge a fish…
Why hello there! Aren’t you just cutting a delectably fine figure in that outfit! I thought of a vastly superior way of referring to my career, no longer am I a writer but rather a word monger. Flinging them around like freshly filleted salmon, if you can mong a fish you can dodge a ball!… Continue reading
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Damnable Free Will
*[Honestly, today’s discussion is not for everyone. Sympathy is expressed for those considered deplorable by many and man’s ubiquitous darkness is uncomfortably examined. I felt this brief caveat necessary just in case. Thank you so much!] A sad topic from a marginally bleaker time do I have for you today. Extremely rainy day appropriate. We’ve… Continue reading
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(Hu)Man-Spreading
Well, the stupid title was supposed to just be a lame pun but now I wish to address the issue. Don’t be an asshole, keep your legs together. Your massive dong (this seems to be the popular cause of resistance) makes it uncomfortable for you? Don’t sit down. Boom! Problem solved. Thankfully I’ve not been… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 