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(Hu)Man-Spreading
Well, the stupid title was supposed to just be a lame pun but now I wish to address the issue. Don’t be an asshole, keep your legs together. Your massive dong (this seems to be the popular cause of resistance) makes it uncomfortable for you? Don’t sit down. Boom! Problem solved. Thankfully I’ve not been… Continue reading
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“Blessed Be The Chic”
Good day creatures of supreme beauty! How glorious of you to type all the way over here for a visit. I am much obliged. I have a number of monumental revelations to share so let’s permit no further delay! First, a new word that needs to be added to the general vernacular. Gentlemen, have you… Continue reading
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“Sorting Cat(herine)”
I must say, I’m starting to feel a bit like the Sorting Hat, delivering warnings in the form of rhyme. Granted I’ve nowhere near the prestige of such an auspicious artifact. One day I hope to have even greater ambitions than matching the charisma of a fictional accessory. Today’s “warning” may seem as though it’s… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 