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“Sorting Cat(herine)”
I must say, I’m starting to feel a bit like the Sorting Hat, delivering warnings in the form of rhyme. Granted I’ve nowhere near the prestige of such an auspicious artifact. One day I hope to have even greater ambitions than matching the charisma of a fictional accessory. Today’s “warning” may seem as though it’s… Continue reading
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What did he just (Tecum)say?
I wanted first to touch on the fact that I’ve been making jokes for years about how in 1814 Canadians (really Mother England at this point) burned down the White House and most of the rest of Washington. Sorry aboot that… You’re probably however, good moving forward. It seems doubtful that zombie Tecumseh will be… Continue reading
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Proxy-Moronic
I keep hearing the word disenfranchised everywhere. Whether as its original connotation of denying someone voting privileges or the more evolved, general deprivation of rights it just seems wrong definitionally. Not in terms of morality though I would imagine it rather is. Instead it seems to me to be more of the word one should… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 