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Tide
From which venereal disease did Arthur Fonzerelli suffer? That would be herpes simplex ehhhh. Greetings esteemed chums and/ or compadres! I hope all my beloved salmon are inexorably making their way upstream to greatness! Or to be eaten by a grizzly but shit, can’t win them all… Right into the poem now, have to head… Continue reading
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Come Together
Good day, my friends, it is a particular honor to make your sort of acquaintance after such an extended absence! I was just busy enjoying a brief period of diminished artistic confidence. These things happen. I say we just dive back in impetuously? My assurance is high there are no clandestine rocks of such a… Continue reading
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Cray-Z-C’s
What do dentists and U.S border security share in common? Both are on the hunt for cavities and both consider their jobs considerably less laborious should their clientele be pearly white. Ya, that’s a big oof. Anyway, how has everyone been? I know it’s been a minute but I’m out in the World exploring and making mistakes. What… Continue reading
Dread Poets Sobriety 